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Extraer sus prendas del bulto de ropa sin planchar le alegraba el d\u00eda a Joaqu\u00edn. Su madre, Cleotilda, no era para nada severa.\u00a0Una travesura de estas no s\u00f3lo le sacar\u00eda una sonrisa sino que adem\u00e1s la transformar\u00eda en vocera de los encantos de su hijo. Joaqu\u00edn asomar\u00eda derrapando por el piso de la cocina, en medias color miel y adoptar\u00eda la posici\u00f3n del goleador estrella que espera el tiro penal. Corri\u00f3 con los pantalones en la mano y se lanz\u00f3 a la cama. Dio vuelta al primer rebote y empez\u00f3 a entubarse en unos pantalones de tela que usaba para las ceremonias de la escuela.<\/p>\n

Eran las once cuando Cleotilda puso las cebollas en la olla de la sopa. Tras secarse un poco de los aromas calientes que ahora exudaba, trat\u00f3 de devolver el moco-l\u00e1grima a la parte alta de la nariz. Eran cebollas paite\u00f1as, no perlas, lo que explicaba el lagrimeo algo excesivo.\u00a0 A los tres minutos, vio como su ni\u00f1o ensuciaba sus medias limpias en esa baldosa llena de excremento de recetas con una sonrisa que le daba a entender travesura. Verlo a Joaqu\u00edn con su pantal\u00f3n lleno de arrugas le pareci\u00f3 tan tierno. Lo reprendi\u00f3 como uno reprende a su cachorro favorito. Le dijo lo lindo que estaba, trat\u00f3 de alisar la tela pas\u00e1ndole la mano encima un par de veces y le dio un beso.<\/p>\n

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Ilustraci\u00f3n por Andrea Proa\u00f1o Mu\u00f1oz<\/a> bajo licencia CC-BY-NC-ND<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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