{"id":921,"date":"2014-07-29T23:28:00","date_gmt":"2014-07-30T04:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/andres.delgado.ec\/?p=921"},"modified":"2014-07-29T23:30:46","modified_gmt":"2014-07-30T04:30:46","slug":"microquito","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delgado.ec\/blog\/2014\/07\/29\/microquito\/","title":{"rendered":"MicroQuito"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>El MicroQuito fue alguna vez un concurso de microcuentos, una iniciativa privada con fondos p\u00fablicos que no s\u00e9 que pas\u00f3, pero finalmente ni dijeron que se cancel\u00f3 ni anunciaron ganadores. Era prohibido pues, publicar los cuentos en alg\u00fan lado si uno quer\u00eda ganar, y yo s\u00ed quer\u00eda. Aqu\u00ed mis 4\u00a0<em>submissions\u00a0<\/em>sin alg\u00fan orden en particular:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2 lang=\"es-ES\" align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #00000a;\"><span>Caballeros<\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<p lang=\"es-ES\" align=\"left\">Yo hurgando en el ba\u00fal del s\u00f3tano: Trompos, piolas, canicas, una pelota nacional, dos estampillas. Con cuidado remuevo las cartas, los candelabros (dejo los pedazos de cera), una tapa de orangine y al fondo una pieza algo vetusta que huele raro. Desempolvo el poncho del abuelo&#8230; \u00a1Pecado! Las motas se reordenan y su fantasma me reclama que la urbe le ha subido las faldas al Pichincha.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p lang=\"es-ES\" align=\"left\">\u201c<span>En mis tiempos eramos m\u00e1s caballeros guambrito\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p lang=\"es-ES\" align=\"left\">Pobre abuelito, si supiera que bajo esas faldas anda ahora la perforadora del t\u00fanel para el metro&#8230;<\/p>\n<p lang=\"es-ES\" align=\"left\">\u00a1Ya subo mami!<\/p>\n<h2 lang=\"es-ES\" align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #00000a;\"><span>Quito<\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<p lang=\"es-ES\" align=\"left\">Palomas de mierda, o viceversa.<\/p>\n<h2 lang=\"es-ES\" align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #00000a;\"><span>El abuelito que vino del futuro quit\u00f3pico<\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<p lang=\"es-ES\" align=\"left\">En Cruz Loma, ah\u00ed donde est\u00e1 ese telef\u00e9rico, tenemos la estaci\u00f3n de trenes maglev, aprovechando la gravedad y la altura uno puede viajar lejos. Tababela se usa ahora como granja de viento para dar energ\u00eda a las plantas de reciclaje en Zambiza. La comida se hace en torres enormes de hidropon\u00eda, y ah\u00ed mismo la distribuyen, lo que m\u00e1s sale son los cevichochos&#8230; Brilla el mach\u00e1ngara<\/p>\n<p lang=\"es-ES\" align=\"justify\">Eso s\u00ed, no tengo plata. Ya nadie tiene, sino c\u00f3mo.<\/p>\n<h2 lang=\"es-ES\" align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #00000a;\"><span>Bicentenario<\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<p lang=\"es-ES\" align=\"left\">Y cuando despert\u00e9, el aeropuerto todav\u00eda estaba all\u00ed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El MicroQuito fue alguna vez un concurso de microcuentos, una iniciativa privada con fondos p\u00fablicos que no s\u00e9 que pas\u00f3, pero finalmente ni dijeron que se cancel\u00f3 ni anunciaron ganadores. Era prohibido pues, publicar los cuentos en alg\u00fan lado si uno quer\u00eda ganar, y yo s\u00ed quer\u00eda. 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